Cubicle Life Enthusiast Gifts

"Blitzak, this is not your cubicle."

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

Another day at work would be one too many...

Work Slave

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

"Best project manager we ever had."

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

'Your job description is fairly simple: Stay in your cubicle and try not to make things worse.'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

You are here.

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

"The first of many cubicles..."

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

When the accounts department took the stationary cupboard Bob decided to book the Conflict Management course.

'Frankly, we're looking for someone very much unlike you.'

IN, More IN (man working at desk)

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

'I need a smarter computer.'

Tired - Stressed - Tired.

'How can a man jump out of a window if the damned window can't be opened.'

"A watched file never loads..."

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

"Exscuse me, but I think I'm in the wrong shaped hole."

'I don't like your attitude, Peterson, whatever it is.'

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

'Apparently the new boss is a real Queen Bitch from Hell.'

'If you have a problem, take it up with the boss. His door is always open.'