Cubicle Life Enthusiast Gifts

"Blitzak, this is not your cubicle."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

Another day at work would be one too many...

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

Work Slave

"Best project manager we ever had."

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

'Your job description is fairly simple: Stay in your cubicle and try not to make things worse.'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

You are here.

The Picture of Dorian Gray's Soul.

"The first of many cubicles..."

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

When the accounts department took the stationary cupboard Bob decided to book the Conflict Management course.

'Frankly, we're looking for someone very much unlike you.'

Tired - Stressed - Tired.

IN, More IN (man working at desk)

'Worst case of buzzword overdose I've ever seen!'

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

'I need a smarter computer.'

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

"Exscuse me, but I think I'm in the wrong shaped hole."

'I don't like your attitude, Peterson, whatever it is.'

'Apparently the new boss is a real Queen Bitch from Hell.'

'How can a man jump out of a window if the damned window can't be opened.'

"A watched file never loads..."

I accidentally deleted your report, Bob. Figures. Coffee maker's broken, Bob. Figures. Forget those changes I asked you to make, Bob. Figures. Bob, your flight is at 5 a.m. Figures. I need you to stay late, Bob. Figures. No, Bob, your plan doesn't cover dental. Figures. It wasn't exactly the six0figures job that Bob had hoped for.

'No seriously. His final words actually were, 'If I only had spent more time at the office.''