Cubicle Life Aficionado Gifts

'Congratulations, Smith! I hear they're moving you up from a cubicle to a cube...'

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"Best project manager we ever had."

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

"You'll be part of a very large company. A small part of a very large company."

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

"The first of many cubicles..."

'Worst case of buzzword overdose I've ever seen!'

Paper Trail

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

Isn't it cool? I printed out my reply to your raise request using the 3-D printer! NO!

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

'We harbour few illusions here at Megatron Inc.'

'No seriously. His final words actually were, 'If I only had spent more time at the office.''

"I'm worried about Jenkins. He went in three days ago and hasn't come out."

'It all began when they exchanged pleasantries.'

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'

'Will sublet 5pm-9am & weekends.'

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

"Lunch!"

'My sources tell me, Jenkins, that you've requested one lunch break and several bathroom breaks each day. I consider that a sign of weakness. You're fired.'

'I've just found out we make cubicles.'

"Sorry, Thompson. No temps on the corporate huddle."

'Baxter! I should have known I'd find you by the water cooler!'

'Haven't they ever heard of walls around here?'

I don't see a future for me in my present job. They don't reward mediocrity.

"Blitzak, this is not your cubicle."

'We're hoping to get enough for the boss to take early retirement.'

"It's my interpretation of the open floor office."

Desk Bins: Do Over/Do Over Again/Closer, but Re-Do/Return to Top Bin.

"Study after study shows that more and more people are participating in studies."

A family live separate lives in separate cubicles

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle,'