Cubicle Chic Enthusiast Gifts

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

"Best project manager we ever had."

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

At Lego corporate headquarters.

"You'll be part of a very large company. A small part of a very large company."

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

"The first of many cubicles..."

'Worst case of buzzword overdose I've ever seen!'

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

Isn't it cool? I printed out my reply to your raise request using the 3-D printer! NO!

'We harbour few illusions here at Megatron Inc.'

'No seriously. His final words actually were, 'If I only had spent more time at the office.''

Love thy Neighbour.

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'

'It all began when they exchanged pleasantries.'

'Will sublet 5pm-9am & weekends.'

Cuckoo bird in office.

'Let's rock!'

"Lunch!"

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

'My sources tell me, Jenkins, that you've requested one lunch break and several bathroom breaks each day. I consider that a sign of weakness. You're fired.'

'I've just found out we make cubicles.'

"Sorry, Thompson. No temps on the corporate huddle."

"Blitzak, this is not your cubicle."

'Haven't they ever heard of walls around here?'

I don't see a future for me in my present job. They don't reward mediocrity.

'We're hoping to get enough for the boss to take early retirement.'

Desk Bins: Do Over/Do Over Again/Closer, but Re-Do/Return to Top Bin.

"It's my interpretation of the open floor office."

"Study after study shows that more and more people are participating in studies."

A family live separate lives in separate cubicles

'Congratulations, Smith! I hear they're moving you up from a cubicle to a cube...'

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle,'