Cubicle Chaos Enthusiast Gifts

'It all began when they exchanged pleasantries.'

"Wait for it! Wait for it! Wait for it!"

'Worst case of buzzword overdose I've ever seen!'

'That's our mission statement.'

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

"Best project manager we ever had."

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

"You'll be part of a very large company. A small part of a very large company."

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"The first of many cubicles..."

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

After years of working in an office without a door, Doug was moved to a door without an office.

"To be honest the culture sucks, but the pay is amazing."

'Are we replacing you with a computer? Ha! That's a good one. If we replaced you with a chimpanzee it would be over qualified.'

Al, The Go-From Guy

'I'm going to have to transfer you to someone I don't like.'

'We harbour few illusions here at Megatron Inc.'

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

"Don't think of it as getting fired. Think of it as finally being recognized for your incompetence."

'No seriously. His final words actually were, 'If I only had spent more time at the office.''

"I'm worried about Jenkins. He went in three days ago and hasn't come out."

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'

'Let's rock!'

Not a good day - he's counting paper-clips.

"Lunch!"

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

'I've just found out we make cubicles.'

'Baxter! I should have known I'd find you by the water cooler!'

"Sorry, Thompson. No temps on the corporate huddle."

I don't see a future for me in my present job. They don't reward mediocrity.

'Haven't they ever heard of walls around here?'