Cubicle Chaos Enthusiast Gifts

'It all began when they exchanged pleasantries.'

"Wait for it! Wait for it! Wait for it!"

'That's our mission statement.'

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

"Best project manager we ever had."

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

"You'll be part of a very large company. A small part of a very large company."

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

"The first of many cubicles..."

After years of working in an office without a door, Doug was moved to a door without an office.

"To be honest the culture sucks, but the pay is amazing."

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

'Are we replacing you with a computer? Ha! That's a good one. If we replaced you with a chimpanzee it would be over qualified.'

Al, The Go-From Guy

'I'm going to have to transfer you to someone I don't like.'

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

"Don't think of it as getting fired. Think of it as finally being recognized for your incompetence."

'We harbour few illusions here at Megatron Inc.'

"I'm worried about Jenkins. He went in three days ago and hasn't come out."

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

Not a good day - he's counting paper-clips.

"Lunch!"

'I've just found out we make cubicles.'

"Sorry, Thompson. No temps on the corporate huddle."

'Baxter! I should have known I'd find you by the water cooler!'

I don't see a future for me in my present job. They don't reward mediocrity.

'Haven't they ever heard of walls around here?'

'Felworth, until you've completed your management training program, I'll have to ask you not to fool around with your desk.'

"Blitzak, this is not your cubicle."

'We're hoping to get enough for the boss to take early retirement.'