Cubicle Culture Connoisseur Gifts

"Can I help you?"

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

"Best project manager we ever had."

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

Painting of Picasso's investment portfolio

"The first of many cubicles..."

'Picasso'

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

Love thy Neighbour.

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'

'It all began when they exchanged pleasantries.'

'Will sublet 5pm-9am & weekends.'

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

"Krishnan, why is it when you enter my room there's a general absence of hope?"

"I should blooming-well think so!"

"Lunch!"

'My sources tell me, Jenkins, that you've requested one lunch break and several bathroom breaks each day. I consider that a sign of weakness. You're fired.'

'I've just found out we make cubicles.'

"Sorry, Thompson. No temps on the corporate huddle."

"Blitzak, this is not your cubicle."

'Haven't they ever heard of walls around here?'

I don't see a future for me in my present job. They don't reward mediocrity.

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

'I really hope Mrs. Picasso comes to parents' night.'

Desk Bins: Do Over/Do Over Again/Closer, but Re-Do/Return to Top Bin.

"It's my interpretation of the open floor office."

"Study after study shows that more and more people are participating in studies."

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle,'

"We're allowed to hang-up artificial windows now to make our cubicles feel more like home."

'Congratulations, Smith! I hear they're moving you up from a cubicle to a cube...'