Cubicle Culture Buff Gifts

Love thy Neighbour.

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"Best project manager we ever had."

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

"You'll be part of a very large company. A small part of a very large company."

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

"The first of many cubicles..."

In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

Isn't it cool? I printed out my reply to your raise request using the 3-D printer! NO!

'We harbour few illusions here at Megatron Inc.'

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

'No seriously. His final words actually were, 'If I only had spent more time at the office.''

Warning - Suggestions can be hazardous to your career.

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'

'Will sublet 5pm-9am & weekends.'

'I didn't actually say you were getting a promotion...I was merely lip-synching.'

"Krishnan, why is it when you enter my room there's a general absence of hope?"

Isn't that a surveillance camera?

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

"Lunch!"

'My sources tell me, Jenkins, that you've requested one lunch break and several bathroom breaks each day. I consider that a sign of weakness. You're fired.'

'I've just found out we make cubicles.'

"Sorry, Thompson. No temps on the corporate huddle."

'Haven't they ever heard of walls around here?'

I don't see a future for me in my present job. They don't reward mediocrity.

'The company has got flexible working hours. I've got to be on the spot when they need me, that's why they tie me to a tree near the front door after work.'

'Anybody else beside Nebley who didn't get a way out?'

"Blitzak, this is not your cubicle."

'We're hoping to get enough for the boss to take early retirement.'

"It's my interpretation of the open floor office."

Desk Bins: Do Over/Do Over Again/Closer, but Re-Do/Return to Top Bin.

"Study after study shows that more and more people are participating in studies."