Cubicle Curator Gifts

'Normally we don't have a problem with employees personalizing their cubicles, however...'

"Krishnan, why is it when you enter my room there's a general absence of hope?"

'That's our mission statement.'

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

"Best project manager we ever had."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

The suggestion box.

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

At Lego corporate headquarters.

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"To be honest the culture sucks, but the pay is amazing."

After years of working in an office without a door, Doug was moved to a door without an office.

'Are we replacing you with a computer? Ha! That's a good one. If we replaced you with a chimpanzee it would be over qualified.'

"The first of many cubicles..."

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

'Any questions regarding our financial incentive program?'

Al, The Go-From Guy

"If you won't let me work from home, then I'll just home from work."

'I'm going to have to transfer you to someone I don't like.'

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

"Don't think of it as getting fired. Think of it as finally being recognized for your incompetence."

"Your cubicle is fun, too. Now if you'll excuse me, I was invited to Jim's cubicle."

Love thy Neighbour.

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'

'Let's rock!'

Cuckoo bird in office.

Not a good day - he's counting paper-clips.

'I'm not saying this is a deadend job, but you can forget a trophy wife.'