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'Normally we don't have a problem with employees personalizing their cubicles, however...'

"Krishnan, why is it when you enter my room there's a general absence of hope?"

'That's our mission statement.'

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

"Best project manager we ever had."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

The suggestion box.

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

'Are we replacing you with a computer? Ha! That's a good one. If we replaced you with a chimpanzee it would be over qualified.'

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

"To be honest the culture sucks, but the pay is amazing."

After years of working in an office without a door, Doug was moved to a door without an office.

"The first of many cubicles..."

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

Al, The Go-From Guy

"If you won't let me work from home, then I'll just home from work."

'I'm going to have to transfer you to someone I don't like.'

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

"Your cubicle is fun, too. Now if you'll excuse me, I was invited to Jim's cubicle."

"Don't think of it as getting fired. Think of it as finally being recognized for your incompetence."

Love thy Neighbour.

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'

Cuckoo bird in office.

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

Not a good day - he's counting paper-clips.

'I'm not saying this is a deadend job, but you can forget a trophy wife.'

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"