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"Can I help you?"

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

"Best project manager we ever had."

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

'Picasso'

In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

Painting of Picasso's investment portfolio

"The first of many cubicles..."

'Worst case of buzzword overdose I've ever seen!'

Isn't it cool? I printed out my reply to your raise request using the 3-D printer! NO!

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

'No seriously. His final words actually were, 'If I only had spent more time at the office.''

Love thy Neighbour.

'It all began when they exchanged pleasantries.'

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'

'Will sublet 5pm-9am & weekends.'

"Krishnan, why is it when you enter my room there's a general absence of hope?"

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

"I should blooming-well think so!"

"Lunch!"

'My sources tell me, Jenkins, that you've requested one lunch break and several bathroom breaks each day. I consider that a sign of weakness. You're fired.'

'I've just found out we make cubicles.'

"Sorry, Thompson. No temps on the corporate huddle."

"Blitzak, this is not your cubicle."

'Haven't they ever heard of walls around here?'

I don't see a future for me in my present job. They don't reward mediocrity.

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

Desk Bins: Do Over/Do Over Again/Closer, but Re-Do/Return to Top Bin.

"It's my interpretation of the open floor office."

'I really hope Mrs. Picasso comes to parents' night.'

"Study after study shows that more and more people are participating in studies."

'Congratulations, Smith! I hear they're moving you up from a cubicle to a cube...'

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle,'