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"Of course, once you're a scapegoat you long to be dead wood again."

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"Best project manager we ever had."

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

You are here.

'Picasso'

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

"The first of many cubicles..."

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

"I'm worried about Jenkins. He went in three days ago and hasn't come out."

Love thy Neighbour.

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'

'It all began when they exchanged pleasantries.'

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

"Lunch!"

'I've just found out we make cubicles.'

'Baxter! I should have known I'd find you by the water cooler!'

"Sorry, Thompson. No temps on the corporate huddle."

'Haven't they ever heard of walls around here?'

I don't see a future for me in my present job. They don't reward mediocrity.

Dummy Sucking Area

"Blitzak, this is not your cubicle."

"Don't worry, we'll soon have you all sorted out."

'Try not to watch the clock. It only makes the day go slower.'

"It's my interpretation of the open floor office."

Desk Bins: Do Over/Do Over Again/Closer, but Re-Do/Return to Top Bin.

'I really hope Mrs. Picasso comes to parents' night.'

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

"I'd like to be transferred to the Bureau of Cubes...Immediately."

"Can I help you?"

'Please cover for me Carol. I'll be away from my desk, roaming the cubicles, searching for sports talk.'