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"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

'That's our mission statement.'

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"Best project manager we ever had."

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

'Are we replacing you with a computer? Ha! That's a good one. If we replaced you with a chimpanzee it would be over qualified.'

After years of working in an office without a door, Doug was moved to a door without an office.

"To be honest the culture sucks, but the pay is amazing."

Al, The Go-From Guy

'I'm going to have to transfer you to someone I don't like.'

"Don't think of it as getting fired. Think of it as finally being recognized for your incompetence."

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

Warning - Suggestions can be hazardous to your career.

Cuckoo bird in office.

"Krishnan, why is it when you enter my room there's a general absence of hope?"

Isn't that a surveillance camera?

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

'I didn't actually say you were getting a promotion...I was merely lip-synching.'

Not a good day - he's counting paper-clips.

'I've just found out we make cubicles.'

"Sorry, Thompson. No temps on the corporate huddle."

'Anybody else beside Nebley who didn't get a way out?'

"I like my job because I can afford better psychotropic drugs than my colleagues!"

'Dad, can I go over to Kevin's house and play in his cubicle?'

'The company has got flexible working hours. I've got to be on the spot when they need me, that's why they tie me to a tree near the front door after work.'

Think - Thought.

'Felworth, until you've completed your management training program, I'll have to ask you not to fool around with your desk.'

"If I let you put a blanket over your cubicle, Hartley, I'd have to let everyone put a blanket over their cubicle."

A family live separate lives in separate cubicles