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"No wonder Barnes never leaves his cubicle. He built a 9-hole golf course in it."

'That's our mission statement.'

Another day at work would be one too many...

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

Work Slave

"Best project manager we ever had."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"I think your idea of stress relief is drastic!"

The Corporate Rat.

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

At Lego corporate headquarters.

The Picture of Dorian Gray's Soul.

Job complaints on road signs.

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

'Are we replacing you with a computer? Ha! That's a good one. If we replaced you with a chimpanzee it would be over qualified.'

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

After years of working in an office without a door, Doug was moved to a door without an office.

"To be honest the culture sucks, but the pay is amazing."

Stacked In Tray

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

Al, The Go-From Guy

When the accounts department took the stationary cupboard Bob decided to book the Conflict Management course.

'Worst case of buzzword overdose I've ever seen!'

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

"If you won't let me work from home, then I'll just home from work."