Cubicle Crafter Gifts

"No wonder Barnes never leaves his cubicle. He built a 9-hole golf course in it."

'That's our mission statement.'

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

Another day at work would be one too many...

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

Work Slave

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

"Best project manager we ever had."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"I think your idea of stress relief is drastic!"

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

The Corporate Rat.

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

After years of working in an office without a door, Doug was moved to a door without an office.

Job complaints on road signs.

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

"To be honest the culture sucks, but the pay is amazing."

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

'Are we replacing you with a computer? Ha! That's a good one. If we replaced you with a chimpanzee it would be over qualified.'

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

Stacked In Tray

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

Al, The Go-From Guy

When the accounts department took the stationary cupboard Bob decided to book the Conflict Management course.

Tired - Stressed - Tired.

'I'm going to have to transfer you to someone I don't like.'

"If you won't let me work from home, then I'll just home from work."