Cubicle Choreographer Gifts

"Better show my three-o'clock in, Yolanda. He has been waiting."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"This position has become very important to the company."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

"I hate performance review season."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

Shake it all about sign on desk

'Here comes the boss. Quick, look busy!'

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"Best project manager we ever had."

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"They don't pull their punches here, do they."

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

Torn-Off Mouse.

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"I misjudged you Fenton. I thought you were a 'mover and shaker' but all the time you were just bobbing and weaving."

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

"Damn it,Frank,if I can't bully my staff, who can I bully?"

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

"I find it best to stay out of office politics!"

I can outsource your job to someone who'll work longer hours for less money. Less money I can understand...but how do they make the hours longer than 60 minutes?

"It is what it is."

Just don't let the old man get you down.

Suggestion box which shreds forms placed in it.

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

"Pendleton, as of noon today your services will no longer be required. Meanwhile, keep up the good work."