Cubicle Gymnast Gifts

"Watch out for Cosgrove. He can flip on you at any moment."

Another day at work would be one too many...

"At this office no two days are different."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

Work Slave

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"We should have taken the cubicles."

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

Stacked In Tray

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

When the accounts department took the stationary cupboard Bob decided to book the Conflict Management course.

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

'I need a smarter computer.'

Tired - Stressed - Tired.

"A watched file never loads..."

Paper Trail

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

'Stop mumbling, George! We all had to start somewhere...'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

'If you have a problem, take it up with the boss. His door is always open.'

"Don't worry. The building is earthquake proof, but unfortunately we haven't solved the

A man works in a snow globe.

'I can show you in our panic room while you're waiting to see the boss.'

Two office workers playing between their cubicles.

"They really expect a lot from us."

"I like the way you handle responsibility, McWit, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you."