Cubicle Gymnast Pillows

"Watch out for Cosgrove. He can flip on you at any moment."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"At this office no two days are different."

Another day at work would be one too many...

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

Work Slave

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"We should have taken the cubicles."

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

The Picture of Dorian Gray's Soul.

Stacked In Tray

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

When the accounts department took the stationary cupboard Bob decided to book the Conflict Management course.

Tired - Stressed - Tired.

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

'I need a smarter computer.'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

Paper Trail

"A watched file never loads..."

'Stop mumbling, George! We all had to start somewhere...'

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

'If you have a problem, take it up with the boss. His door is always open.'

"Don't worry. The building is earthquake proof, but unfortunately we haven't solved the

A man works in a snow globe.

'I can show you in our panic room while you're waiting to see the boss.'

Two office workers playing between their cubicles.

'Let's rock!'

"I like the way you handle responsibility, McWit, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you."