Cubicle Yogi Pillows

'Mr Hastings can't come to the phone right now. He's meditating.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Another day at work would be one too many...

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

Work Slave

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

The Picture of Dorian Gray's Soul.

'Are these billable hours?'

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

Stacked In Tray

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

When the accounts department took the stationary cupboard Bob decided to book the Conflict Management course.

'I need a smarter computer.'

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

Tired - Stressed - Tired.

"I can't hold it together much longer. . . If Bradley doesn't wipe that smug, self-satisfied smirk off his face soon, I swear I'll kill him."

"A watched file never loads..."

'Stop mumbling, George! We all had to start somewhere...'

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

"I can always tell a permanent temp from a temporary temp."

'If you have a problem, take it up with the boss. His door is always open.'

"Don't worry. The building is earthquake proof, but unfortunately we haven't solved the

'Quite frankly sir, I think you're stifling my creativity.'

Two office workers playing between their cubicles.

'I can show you in our panic room while you're waiting to see the boss.'

'Let's rock!'

There's got to be more to life than just sitting at a desk...