Cubicle Boxer Pillows

Two office workers playing between their cubicles.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Overworked in the office

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Another day at work would be one too many...

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

"We should have taken the cubicles."

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

Work Slave

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

"I tell you, it's a jungle out there!"

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

Do not think outside the box!

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

Whack, Out of Whack.

Busy day at the office.

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

The Corporate Rat.

"He said his screen is frozen again."

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"

'I'm 43 years old. That's 64 in work years.'