Cubicle Joker Pillows

'You're certainly seeing the big picture.'

"In this office we work hard and we play hard, Timpkins"

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"This position has become very important to the company."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'That's our mission statement.'

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

Overworked in the office

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Another day at work would be one too many...

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

Shake it all about sign on desk

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

'Here comes the boss. Quick, look busy!'

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

"They don't pull their punches here, do they."

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Work Slave

Torn-Off Mouse.

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"I misjudged you Fenton. I thought you were a 'mover and shaker' but all the time you were just bobbing and weaving."

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

"I find it best to stay out of office politics!"

I can outsource your job to someone who'll work longer hours for less money. Less money I can understand...but how do they make the hours longer than 60 minutes?

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...