Cubicle Clown Pillows

Computer neck.

'You seem to be coming along well, Harlen.'

"Looks like we've got a downer up here in human resources."

'It's a little something I provided so the employees can take out their frustrations during their coffee break.'

Sit and Deliver

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"This position has become very important to the company."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'That's our mission statement.'

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

"I hate performance review season."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Shake it all about sign on desk

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

'Here comes the boss. Quick, look busy!'

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

"They don't pull their punches here, do they."

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

Torn-Off Mouse.

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

"I misjudged you Fenton. I thought you were a 'mover and shaker' but all the time you were just bobbing and weaving."

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

"I find it best to stay out of office politics!"

"Damn it,Frank,if I can't bully my staff, who can I bully?"

Just don't let the old man get you down.

I can outsource your job to someone who'll work longer hours for less money. Less money I can understand...but how do they make the hours longer than 60 minutes?

Suggestion box which shreds forms placed in it.

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

"It is what it is."

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

"Pendleton, as of noon today your services will no longer be required. Meanwhile, keep up the good work."