Cubicle Joker Gifts

'You're certainly seeing the big picture.'

"In this office we work hard and we play hard, Timpkins"

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"This position has become very important to the company."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'That's our mission statement.'

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

Overworked in the office

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Another day at work would be one too many...

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

Shake it all about sign on desk

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

National Boss Monument.

'Here comes the boss. Quick, look busy!'

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

Work Slave

Torn-Off Mouse.

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"They don't pull their punches here, do they."

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"I misjudged you Fenton. I thought you were a 'mover and shaker' but all the time you were just bobbing and weaving."

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'