Cubicle Juggler Gifts

In, Out and Out of Sight.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"This position has become very important to the company."

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

Another day at work would be one too many...

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

National Boss Monument.

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

Shake it all about sign on desk

'Here comes the boss. Quick, look busy!'

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Torn-Off Mouse.

Work Slave

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"They don't pull their punches here, do they."

"I misjudged you Fenton. I thought you were a 'mover and shaker' but all the time you were just bobbing and weaving."

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

Just don't let the old man get you down.

"Damn it,Frank,if I can't bully my staff, who can I bully?"

"I find it best to stay out of office politics!"