Cubicle Juggler Pillows

In, Out and Out of Sight.

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"This position has become very important to the company."

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Another day at work would be one too many...

Shake it all about sign on desk

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

'Here comes the boss. Quick, look busy!'

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

Work Slave

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"We should have taken the cubicles."

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

Torn-Off Mouse.

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"They don't pull their punches here, do they."

"I misjudged you Fenton. I thought you were a 'mover and shaker' but all the time you were just bobbing and weaving."

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

I can outsource your job to someone who'll work longer hours for less money. Less money I can understand...but how do they make the hours longer than 60 minutes?

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

"It is what it is."

"I find it best to stay out of office politics!"