Cubicle Artist Pillows

'This was Rubik's cubicle.'

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Office Christmas decorations

"I felt the need to be creative today."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"This position has become very important to the company."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'That's our mission statement.'

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

"I hate performance review season."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

Shake it all about sign on desk

'Here comes the boss. Quick, look busy!'

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

Torn-Off Mouse.

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

"They don't pull their punches here, do they."

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"Best project manager we ever had."

"I misjudged you Fenton. I thought you were a 'mover and shaker' but all the time you were just bobbing and weaving."

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

"It is what it is."

Suggestion box which shreds forms placed in it.

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

"Damn it,Frank,if I can't bully my staff, who can I bully?"

Just don't let the old man get you down.

I can outsource your job to someone who'll work longer hours for less money. Less money I can understand...but how do they make the hours longer than 60 minutes?

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"I find it best to stay out of office politics!"