Cubicle Creator Pillows

"It's the only way he can work from home."

'That's our mission statement.'

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

You are here.

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

After years of working in an office without a door, Doug was moved to a door without an office.

"To be honest the culture sucks, but the pay is amazing."

'Are we replacing you with a computer? Ha! That's a good one. If we replaced you with a chimpanzee it would be over qualified.'

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

Al, The Go-From Guy

'I'm going to have to transfer you to someone I don't like.'

"If you won't let me work from home, then I'll just home from work."

"Your cubicle is fun, too. Now if you'll excuse me, I was invited to Jim's cubicle."

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

Natural Cycles in the Office Environment

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

"Don't think of it as getting fired. Think of it as finally being recognized for your incompetence."

Cuckoo bird in office.

Not a good day - he's counting paper-clips.

"They really expect a lot from us."

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

"Krishnan, why is it when you enter my room there's a general absence of hope?"

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

'I've just found out we make cubicles.'

'The company have been very accommodating in allowing him to train in office hours.'

"Sorry, Thompson. No temps on the corporate huddle."

Think - Thought.

'Dad, can I go over to Kevin's house and play in his cubicle?'

"I like my job because I can afford better psychotropic drugs than my colleagues!"

'Felworth, until you've completed your management training program, I'll have to ask you not to fool around with your desk.'

'Attention, everyone. Our CEO will be touring the department in ten minutes. Please take the 'Change is Good' placards out of your lower desk drawers, dust them off, and hang them in a prominent place. Thank you!'