Cubicle Humorist Gifts

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Companies work to accommodate employees with obessive-compulsive disorder

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"From Baldo: hey, I wanted to ask, don't u think joeys a terrble asst managr?"

So what are the things we can't do in a can do environment?

'Remember, my door is always open; my mind. . . about 30% of the time.'

'I didn't actually say you were getting a promotion...I was merely lip-synching.'

'Anybody else beside Nebley who didn't get a way out?'

'He always brown bags his lunch.'

Isn't that a surveillance camera?

'The company has got flexible working hours. I've got to be on the spot when they need me, that's why they tie me to a tree near the front door after work.'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"This position has become very important to the company."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'That's our mission statement.'

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

"I hate performance review season."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

'He was only reaching for his powerpoint presentation pointer.'

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

Shake it all about sign on desk

National Boss Monument.

'Here comes the boss. Quick, look busy!'

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

"Best project manager we ever had."

"They don't pull their punches here, do they."

Torn-Off Mouse.

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'