Cubicle Therapist Gifts

"You worry about staff quality when the office plant gets 'Employee of the Month'!"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"This position has become very important to the company."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Another day at work would be one too many...

Shake it all about sign on desk

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

'Here comes the boss. Quick, look busy!'

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

"They don't pull their punches here, do they."

Torn-Off Mouse.

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

Work Slave

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

"I misjudged you Fenton. I thought you were a 'mover and shaker' but all the time you were just bobbing and weaving."

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

Suggestion box which shreds forms placed in it.

Just don't let the old man get you down.

"It is what it is."

"I find it best to stay out of office politics!"

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

"Damn it,Frank,if I can't bully my staff, who can I bully?"

I can outsource your job to someone who'll work longer hours for less money. Less money I can understand...but how do they make the hours longer than 60 minutes?

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."