Cubicle Gym-goer Gifts

"Relax warrior, it's not the weekend."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Another day at work would be one too many...

"At this office no two days are different."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

Work Slave

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

Stacked In Tray

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

When the accounts department took the stationary cupboard Bob decided to book the Conflict Management course.

Tired - Stressed - Tired.

'I need a smarter computer.'

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

"I can always tell a permanent temp from a temporary temp."

"A watched file never loads..."

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

'If you have a problem, take it up with the boss. His door is always open.'

"Don't worry. The building is earthquake proof, but unfortunately we haven't solved the

A man works in a snow globe.

Two office workers playing between their cubicles.

Wonder Woman: "Trapped in a Man's World"

"So this is hell? It looks just like my old cubicle."

Even though I'm on the do-not-call-list telemarketers manage to ruin my hibernation again.

Take Harris up in the company helicopter and throw him out.

In, Out and Out of Sight.