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"Relax warrior, it's not the weekend."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Another day at work would be one too many...

"At this office no two days are different."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Work Slave

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

The Picture of Dorian Gray's Soul.

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

Stacked In Tray

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

When the accounts department took the stationary cupboard Bob decided to book the Conflict Management course.

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

Tired - Stressed - Tired.

'I need a smarter computer.'

"A watched file never loads..."

"I can always tell a permanent temp from a temporary temp."

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

'If you have a problem, take it up with the boss. His door is always open.'

"Don't worry. The building is earthquake proof, but unfortunately we haven't solved the

A man works in a snow globe.

'Let's rock!'

Two office workers playing between their cubicles.

In, Out and Out of Sight.

Take Harris up in the company helicopter and throw him out.

"Hey, Lenny, can you spare a rubber band?"

Wonder Woman: "Trapped in a Man's World"