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'Please cover for me Carol. I'll be away from my desk, roaming the cubicles, searching for sports talk.'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

Another day at work would be one too many...

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

Office slaves.

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

Inout baskets.

"I feel your pain."

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'We feel it's very important to provide our employees with an extremely comfortable work-place environment. Primarily because we don't allow them to ever go home.'

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

Computer monitor for a head.

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

"We should have taken the cubicles."

Work Slave

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

You are here.

It's a dogs life

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

Working 9 to 5.

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

"O.K., if you put it that way."

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