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You are here.

'Try not to watch the clock. It only makes the day go slower.'

"If you just follow Sadie, she'll show you the way out."

Sorry to bother you again

'Please cover for me Carol. I'll be away from my desk, roaming the cubicles, searching for sports talk.'

'Can't go out for lunch, Only get an hour, Takes me that long to find my way out,'

Office labyrinth

"Here's a map. If you can find your cubicle, you're hired."

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

Another day at work would be one too many...

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"I feel your pain."

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

Work Slave

You are here.

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'I don't like the looks of this ... '

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

"He said his screen is frozen again."

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

"Did I say 'corner office'? I meant 'corner of my office'."

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

The Picture of Dorian Gray's Soul.

"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"

"The first of many cubicles..."

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

'I'm 43 years old. That's 64 in work years.'

Stacked In Tray

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.