Cubicle Explorer Pillows

You are here.

'Try not to watch the clock. It only makes the day go slower.'

"If you just follow Sadie, she'll show you the way out."

'Please cover for me Carol. I'll be away from my desk, roaming the cubicles, searching for sports talk.'

'Can't go out for lunch, Only get an hour, Takes me that long to find my way out,'

Office labyrinth

"Here's a map. If you can find your cubicle, you're hired."

Another day at work would be one too many...

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"I feel your pain."

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

Work Slave

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

You are here.

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'I don't like the looks of this ... '

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

"Did I say 'corner office'? I meant 'corner of my office'."

"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"

'I'm 43 years old. That's 64 in work years.'

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

"The first of many cubicles..."

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

Stacked In Tray

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

When the accounts department took the stationary cupboard Bob decided to book the Conflict Management course.

'No good deed goes unpunished around here.'