Cubicle Crawler Pillows

"Psst. Is everyone still mad at me?"

'He applies himself but nothing ever seems to stick to him.'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

Overworked in the office

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

Another day at work would be one too many...

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

Office slaves.

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Inout baskets.

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"I feel your pain."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'We feel it's very important to provide our employees with an extremely comfortable work-place environment. Primarily because we don't allow them to ever go home.'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

Computer monitor for a head.

Work Slave

You are here.

"We should have taken the cubicles."

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'