Cubicle Crawler Gifts

"Psst. Is everyone still mad at me?"

'He applies himself but nothing ever seems to stick to him.'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"My email is down... talk to me."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Overworked in the office

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

Another day at work would be one too many...

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

Office slaves.

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

Inout baskets.

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

"I feel your pain."

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'We feel it's very important to provide our employees with an extremely comfortable work-place environment. Primarily because we don't allow them to ever go home.'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

Work Slave

"We should have taken the cubicles."

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

Computer monitor for a head.

You are here.

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

It's a dogs life