Cubicle Adventurer Gifts

"I'm worried about Jenkins. He went in three days ago and hasn't come out."

'Baxter! I should have known I'd find you by the water cooler!'

'I let my mind wander ... I don't think it's coming back.'

"We've got to try to coax him back into his enclosure."

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

The Great Cubicle of China.

"Welcome aboard. By the way, the cubicle setup is maze-like. I suggest downloading a map to the vending machines."

As if being stuck in the same job for over 30 years wasn't bad enough, now he was beginning to leach.

Overworked in the office

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Another day at work would be one too many...

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

Work Slave

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

Do not think outside the box!

The Corporate Rat.

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

Whack, Out of Whack.

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

You are here.

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

'I'm 43 years old. That's 64 in work years.'

The Picture of Dorian Gray's Soul.

Stacked In Tray