Cubicle Culture Explorer Gifts

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

'That's our mission statement.'

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

"Best project manager we ever had."

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

You are here.

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"The first of many cubicles..."

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

'Are we replacing you with a computer? Ha! That's a good one. If we replaced you with a chimpanzee it would be over qualified.'

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

After years of working in an office without a door, Doug was moved to a door without an office.

"To be honest the culture sucks, but the pay is amazing."

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

Al, The Go-From Guy

'I'm going to have to transfer you to someone I don't like.'

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

"Don't think of it as getting fired. Think of it as finally being recognized for your incompetence."

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

"I'm worried about Jenkins. He went in three days ago and hasn't come out."

Love thy Neighbour.

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'

'Let's rock!'

"Krishnan, why is it when you enter my room there's a general absence of hope?"

Not a good day - he's counting paper-clips.

"Lunch!"

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

'I've just found out we make cubicles.'

'Baxter! I should have known I'd find you by the water cooler!'

"Sorry, Thompson. No temps on the corporate huddle."

I don't see a future for me in my present job. They don't reward mediocrity.

'Haven't they ever heard of walls around here?'

'Felworth, until you've completed your management training program, I'll have to ask you not to fool around with your desk.'

Think - Thought.