Cubicle World Adventurer Gifts

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

Another day at work would be one too many...

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

Work Slave

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

The Corporate Rat.

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

You are here.

"The first of many cubicles..."

'I'm 43 years old. That's 64 in work years.'

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

Stacked In Tray

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

When the accounts department took the stationary cupboard Bob decided to book the Conflict Management course.

Tired - Stressed - Tired.

'Frankly, we're looking for someone very much unlike you.'

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

IN, More IN (man working at desk)

'I need a smarter computer.'

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

Paper Trail

'I don't like your attitude, Peterson, whatever it is.'

'Apparently the new boss is a real Queen Bitch from Hell.'

'How can a man jump out of a window if the damned window can't be opened.'

'Stop mumbling, George! We all had to start somewhere...'

"A watched file never loads..."