Cubicle Cruiser Gifts

Desk sign reads: 'Just a cog in the wheel.'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Overworked in the office

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

Office slaves.

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

Inout baskets.

"I feel your pain."

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'We feel it's very important to provide our employees with an extremely comfortable work-place environment. Primarily because we don't allow them to ever go home.'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

"We should have taken the cubicles."

You are here.

Computer monitor for a head.

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

It's a dogs life

Office Weather

"O.K., if you put it that way."

Desk sign reads: Tom Bagley's Outer Shell.