Cubicle Navigator Gifts

'I'm sorry, he's not available. Can you call back when you're more important?'

"They're slowly adapting to the open-office concept."

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"The goal isn't the exit – it's the corner office."

Mondays...

'Brilliant job, Rafferty. Advance two cubicles!'

'Ah... ok... I think I've found the source of the production slump.'

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

Very Early in the Reorganization.

"We don't have a gym, but you'll get plenty of exercise trying to find your cubicle."

"We have numerous cubicles, but GPS is provided."

'Just locating my desk has become the toughest part of my commute.'

'The first one to find the senior manager's cubicle gets the promotion.'

'I don't like the looks of this ... '

"Could you point me towards the exit."

"I'm afraid we're taking you off the partner track, Simmons. We're also going to take away your comfortable chair."

"In 187 cubicles, turn right and the exit will be on your left."

"Don't worry, this is a bureaucracy. You won't be fired, you'll just be moved to another desk."

"No, I don't want to fire you, Grunzman!"

"Congratulations! I hear that you're being promoted to a cubicle near the door."

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

Business Mouse

'This is a reminder on how to get out of here.'

You're almost here.

OUT Trap Door

You are here.

"You're in cubicle 1,962. If you get lost in there, I'll send a drone in to guide you."

"I don't have a corner office for you, so you'll have to settle for a corner cubicle."

The team-leader's body-odour wasn't getting any better.

Ordnance Survey Offices.

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

'It's like being adrift in an endless, cruel sea of days, looking, hoping for rescue.' 'What are you babbling about?' 'It's a long time til we get a day off again.'

'My fitness tracker only logged three hours of sleep last night, but so far today I'm at five hours of day dreaming.'

Map to the Cubicles $5.00

"Why is there a piece of cheese on my desk?"