Cubicle Innovator Gifts

You have to admit he brings a certain 'jole de vivre' to the office!

'That's our mission statement.'

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"I feel your pain."

You are here.

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

'I don't like the looks of this ... '

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

You are here.

"To be honest the culture sucks, but the pay is amazing."

'I'm 43 years old. That's 64 in work years.'

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

After years of working in an office without a door, Doug was moved to a door without an office.

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

"Did I say 'corner office'? I meant 'corner of my office'."

'Are we replacing you with a computer? Ha! That's a good one. If we replaced you with a chimpanzee it would be over qualified.'

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

Stacked In Tray

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

Al, The Go-From Guy

IN, More IN (man working at desk)

'I'm going to have to transfer you to someone I don't like.'

'Frankly, we're looking for someone very much unlike you.'

"Don't think of it as getting fired. Think of it as finally being recognized for your incompetence."

'Apparently the new boss is a real Queen Bitch from Hell.'

'How can a man jump out of a window if the damned window can't be opened.'

"You're in cubicle 1,962. If you get lost in there, I'll send a drone in to guide you."

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

'I don't like your attitude, Peterson, whatever it is.'

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

"I'm worried about Jenkins. He went in three days ago and hasn't come out."