Cubicle Customizer Gifts

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

'That's our mission statement.'

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"I tell you, it's a jungle out there!"

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

Busy day at the office.

At Lego corporate headquarters.

"The first of many cubicles..."

'Are we replacing you with a computer? Ha! That's a good one. If we replaced you with a chimpanzee it would be over qualified.'

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"To be honest the culture sucks, but the pay is amazing."

After years of working in an office without a door, Doug was moved to a door without an office.

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

Stacked In Tray

Al, The Go-From Guy

"If you won't let me work from home, then I'll just home from work."

"Word is that since we increased your case load, you've been living at the office."

"I can't hold it together much longer. . . If Bradley doesn't wipe that smug, self-satisfied smirk off his face soon, I swear I'll kill him."

'I'm going to have to transfer you to someone I don't like.'

"Don't think of it as getting fired. Think of it as finally being recognized for your incompetence."

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

Paper Trail

"Your cubicle is fun, too. Now if you'll excuse me, I was invited to Jim's cubicle."

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'

Cuckoo bird in office.

"The enemy of my enemy isn't my friend, but we do occasionally carpool together on the way into the office."

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

"Lunch!"

"They really expect a lot from us."

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'