Cubicle Architect Gifts

"If I let you put a blanket over your cubicle, Hartley, I'd have to let everyone put a blanket over their cubicle."

"This position has become very important to the company."

'That's our mission statement.'

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

"You knew this was a soul-sucking job when you took it."

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

"Best project manager we ever had."

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'He takes his organization chart seriously.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

"Suppose you tell me why you want to be a faceless drone at Globatron Inc.?"

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

I think, theerfore I am underpaid

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

'By the time I get to greener pastures, my lawn mower will be worn out,'

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

'Think' 'But not too much'

"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."

Thinking outside the cubicle

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

After years of working in an office without a door, Doug was moved to a door without an office.

"To be honest the culture sucks, but the pay is amazing."

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

'Are we replacing you with a computer? Ha! That's a good one. If we replaced you with a chimpanzee it would be over qualified.'

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

Stacked In Tray

'Our company hasn't changed much over the years. Most ideas still come from the top.'

Time Clock.