Cubicle Thinker Gifts

Think - Thought.

"This position has become very important to the company."

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

"You knew this was a soul-sucking job when you took it."

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'He takes his organization chart seriously.'

"Suppose you tell me why you want to be a faceless drone at Globatron Inc.?"

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

The suggestion box.

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

I think, theerfore I am underpaid

'By the time I get to greener pastures, my lawn mower will be worn out,'

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

You are here.

'Think' 'But not too much'

"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."

Thinking outside the cubicle

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

'Any questions regarding our financial incentive program?'