Cubicle Critique Gifts

'Mom, the only thing I don't like about this job is the screen saver.'

Future History Museums

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"This position has become very important to the company."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'That's our mission statement.'

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

Shake it all about sign on desk

'Here comes the boss. Quick, look busy!'

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

"They don't pull their punches here, do they."

"You knew this was a soul-sucking job when you took it."

Torn-Off Mouse.

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

'He takes his organization chart seriously.'

"I misjudged you Fenton. I thought you were a 'mover and shaker' but all the time you were just bobbing and weaving."

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

"I find it best to stay out of office politics!"

"It is what it is."

Just don't let the old man get you down.

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."