Cubicle Commentators Gifts

"And yet, as we look at our lives, can't many of us say, 'My cubicle is too small?"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"This position has become very important to the company."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'That's our mission statement.'

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

"I hate performance review season."

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

'He was only reaching for his powerpoint presentation pointer.'

Shake it all about sign on desk

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

'Here comes the boss. Quick, look busy!'

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

Torn-Off Mouse.

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

"They don't pull their punches here, do they."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"You knew this was a soul-sucking job when you took it."

'He takes his organization chart seriously.'

"I misjudged you Fenton. I thought you were a 'mover and shaker' but all the time you were just bobbing and weaving."

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

I can outsource your job to someone who'll work longer hours for less money. Less money I can understand...but how do they make the hours longer than 60 minutes?

Just don't let the old man get you down.

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

Suggestion box which shreds forms placed in it.