Cubicle Conversationalist Gifts

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

Psss. Yourplace.com or mine?

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"This position has become very important to the company."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

Shake it all about sign on desk

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

'Here comes the boss. Quick, look busy!'

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

"They don't pull their punches here, do they."

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

Torn-Off Mouse.

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"You knew this was a soul-sucking job when you took it."

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'He takes his organization chart seriously.'

"I misjudged you Fenton. I thought you were a 'mover and shaker' but all the time you were just bobbing and weaving."

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

I can outsource your job to someone who'll work longer hours for less money. Less money I can understand...but how do they make the hours longer than 60 minutes?

Just don't let the old man get you down.

"I find it best to stay out of office politics!"

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

Suggestion box which shreds forms placed in it.