Cubicle Creative Gifts

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

'That's our mission statement.'

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

"Best project manager we ever had."

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

At Lego corporate headquarters.

After years of working in an office without a door, Doug was moved to a door without an office.

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"To be honest the culture sucks, but the pay is amazing."

'Are we replacing you with a computer? Ha! That's a good one. If we replaced you with a chimpanzee it would be over qualified.'

Al, The Go-From Guy

'I'm going to have to transfer you to someone I don't like.'

Future History Museums

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

"Don't think of it as getting fired. Think of it as finally being recognized for your incompetence."

Warning - Suggestions can be hazardous to your career.

Cuckoo bird in office.

'Let's rock!'

"Krishnan, why is it when you enter my room there's a general absence of hope?"

'I didn't actually say you were getting a promotion...I was merely lip-synching.'

Isn't that a surveillance camera?

Not a good day - he's counting paper-clips.

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

'I've just found out we make cubicles.'

"Sorry, Thompson. No temps on the corporate huddle."

'Dad, can I go over to Kevin's house and play in his cubicle?'

'Felworth, until you've completed your management training program, I'll have to ask you not to fool around with your desk.'

"I like my job because I can afford better psychotropic drugs than my colleagues!"

'Anybody else beside Nebley who didn't get a way out?'

Think - Thought.

'The company has got flexible working hours. I've got to be on the spot when they need me, that's why they tie me to a tree near the front door after work.'

A family live separate lives in separate cubicles