Cubicle Playtime Innovator Gifts

'Dad, can I go over to Kevin's house and play in his cubicle?'

'That's our mission statement.'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"Best project manager we ever had."

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

After years of working in an office without a door, Doug was moved to a door without an office.

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

"To be honest the culture sucks, but the pay is amazing."

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

'Are we replacing you with a computer? Ha! That's a good one. If we replaced you with a chimpanzee it would be over qualified.'

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

Al, The Go-From Guy

'I'm going to have to transfer you to someone I don't like.'

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

'I call it cubicilism'

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

"Don't think of it as getting fired. Think of it as finally being recognized for your incompetence."

"I'm worried about Jenkins. He went in three days ago and hasn't come out."

VEGETATE.

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

"The enemy of my enemy isn't my friend, but we do occasionally carpool together on the way into the office."

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

Not a good day - he's counting paper-clips.

'I've just found out we make cubicles.'

"Sorry, Thompson. No temps on the corporate huddle."

'Baxter! I should have known I'd find you by the water cooler!'

"I like my job because I can afford better psychotropic drugs than my colleagues!"

"Blitzak, this is not your cubicle."

'Felworth, until you've completed your management training program, I'll have to ask you not to fool around with your desk.'

'Hurray imagination!'