Cubicle Decorator Gifts

'Attention, everyone. Our CEO will be touring the department in ten minutes. Please take the 'Change is Good' placards out of your lower desk drawers, dust them off, and hang them in a prominent place. Thank you!'

"If you won't let me work from home, then I'll just home from work."

"It makes them feel special."

"Edward? Can I play with your stuff?"

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

'This gives us a more homely feeling than cubicles.'

Rubik's Cubicle

"I wanted a more desirable workstyle."

"Thanks to my welding ability, I finally have some privacy."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Your cubicle is fun, too. Now if you'll excuse me, I was invited to Jim's cubicle."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"This position has become very important to the company."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'That's our mission statement.'

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

Shake it all about sign on desk

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

'Here comes the boss. Quick, look busy!'

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"They don't pull their punches here, do they."

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

Torn-Off Mouse.

"I misjudged you Fenton. I thought you were a 'mover and shaker' but all the time you were just bobbing and weaving."

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

Suggestion box which shreds forms placed in it.