Cubicle Decorator Prints

'Attention, everyone. Our CEO will be touring the department in ten minutes. Please take the 'Change is Good' placards out of your lower desk drawers, dust them off, and hang them in a prominent place. Thank you!'

"If you won't let me work from home, then I'll just home from work."

"It makes them feel special."

"Edward? Can I play with your stuff?"

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

'This gives us a more homely feeling than cubicles.'

Rubik's Cubicle

"I wanted a more desirable workstyle."

"Thanks to my welding ability, I finally have some privacy."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Your cubicle is fun, too. Now if you'll excuse me, I was invited to Jim's cubicle."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"This position has become very important to the company."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'That's our mission statement.'

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

Shake it all about sign on desk

'Here comes the boss. Quick, look busy!'

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

"They don't pull their punches here, do they."

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

Torn-Off Mouse.

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"I misjudged you Fenton. I thought you were a 'mover and shaker' but all the time you were just bobbing and weaving."

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'